I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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