i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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