You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wanna passion pit in your ass
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
nutella sex= disaster
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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