Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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