I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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