I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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