So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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