Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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