i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm always down for nudity.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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