We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
420 ftw
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
