i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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