some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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