i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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