Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Last time i carry you out of a forest
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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