I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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