"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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