Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
They took my balls.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
