why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How external is "for external use only"?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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