He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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