I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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