eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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