i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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