hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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