yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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