She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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