Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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