What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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