we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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