i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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