just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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