can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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