You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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