Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
