i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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