youre lurking in front of me
i think i have herpe
just one?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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