Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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