someone get that fucking seahorse.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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