she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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