So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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