You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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