You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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