It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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