I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You're so nebulous sometimes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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