Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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