But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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