YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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