I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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