I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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