At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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