I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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