it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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