Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
smell my finger.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I am available for nakedness
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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